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either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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