So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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