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what?
penguin condom
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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