she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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