Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
