I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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