he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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