Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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