this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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