and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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