I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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