Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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