it wasn't lemon gatorade
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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