Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i think i have two assholes
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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