just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you will always have a special place in my vag
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
