I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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