We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
