WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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