paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
