Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish i was in the wii world.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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