So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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