You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
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so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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