Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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