Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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