I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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