im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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