Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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