Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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