I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
