Non-Jews are for practice
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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