Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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