Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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