Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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