Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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