there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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