Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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