He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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