that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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