happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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