My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We talked him into tasing himself.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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