i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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