i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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