it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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