Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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