U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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