We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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