Fuck appropriateness.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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