he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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