I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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