She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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