Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
This toilet bowl is my home.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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