wat bout pragnant strippers??
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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