Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
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i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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