Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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